Wen trouble strikes, it strikes frm ALL ends....!!!!
Kissi ne sahi hi kaha hai, “Jab bura samya aata hai, to oonth par baithe aadmi ko bhi kutta kat jaata hai” wanna kno more, then read on……
13th june 10:00pm—mummy calls up n tells dat she wont b comin on wednesday n wil b back only by thursday. So nw I hv to pass another day wid makin my own breakfast...
14th june—I woke up at 7:00 in d morning only 2 rmbr dat I had forgot 2 switch on the motor to fill up d water tank yesterday evening n now its to late in d morning to do dat. I thot “hmmmm nvr mind I wil do it in d evening 2day definitely”. There ws enuff of it to last till evening in the tank n also fr drinking purposes…. So I den made an ommolete which luckily turned out to be like an ommolete only After dat I went to SBI fr my training…….. the day hd just begun!!!
After comin back frm training arnd 2:00 I went to d dhaba to gt some food.. ate it n den slept arnd 3:30……. n woke up at 5:00 , then did some ususal internet vellagiri n in no time it was 6:45… oops!!! did I frgt something…….. yes I did!!! Shit d water tank is almost empty, there is nt any more water left to drink either……… hang on it is still 15 more minutes left(water goes out at 7:00) till then I can gt some water which wil atleast fulfill d drinking needs n there ws still some water in d tank jo ki subha tak to chal hi jayega. So I switch on the motor, n as soon as I switch it on ……. light gayi……. shit shit….. papa ne subha bola bhi tha ki motor yaad se ON kar diyo sham ko…… heck!!! ab to daant padegi!!! Light came back arnd 7:15 only bt nw twas too late to gt some water…… Dad came back arnd 7:30 n I told him dat there ws no water to drink… so I went to the neighbours house to gt some water, n gt two jugs of water frm there.
So, the water thing is sorted out now…… now is the time for dinner…. dis is wen d real story begins. Dad tells me to gt some food frm d dhaba …. heck ….y d hell am I suppose to do all the work …. neways, i took d car keys n went to gt some food. After getting d food , I sit back in d car…. its heavy traffic……. i am caught up in traffic, suddenly d engine stopped, I tried to start it again…….. did Dad frgt to tell me something….. yes he did……. d car ws low on fuel…….. heck o heck, m in middle of heavy traffic wid d car refusing to start, n ppl blowing the horns of their cars behind me…….. I get out of the car… manage to push it to a side n park it . I then called dad up to tell hm bout it…… he tells me dat there is a bottle in the dikki n tells me 2 gt some petrol frm d station. Which ws jus a 5 min walk away. So, I take d bottle n start moving. Suddenly I remember dat I dnt hv my wallet wid me….. shit!! I left it at home, jus took d money dad gave me n came here…… shit shit!! ab kya… I called Dad up again… n den i decided dat I come back home eat d dinner jo ki ab tak thanda ho chuka tha…. So after having dinner, I took d bottle n took my scooter… n went 2 d gas station n gt some fuel frm their…. It ws 10:15 at dis time. Yeah I cud hv taken dad alog wid me, bt he cudnt come wid me coz of his health…. So after takin d fuel frm d gas station I came back home n suddenly realized dat there ws some smell coming frm d dikki of d scoorer…… I checked I n found out dat, all the petrol had leaked out of the bottle….. shit!!! d bottle ws leaking frm its cap …… shit shit!!! So , I told dad bout it n took more money n another bottle n went again on d scooter… nw wen I reached d gas station , to my surprise it ws close….. wtf happened in these 10 minutes….. d guard told me dat its closing time is 10:00 n it ws jus abt 2 close wen I came here 10 min back. So I decided 2 go 2 d other station which is some distance away…. Nw on my way to dat gas station. I realized dat d scooter ws kinda stopping…….. ohhhhh it had actually stopped…….. shit shit !!! heck!!! nw I ws out of petrol in d scooter aswell…. shit shit!!! mujhe yaad kyun nahi aaya ki scooter ka reserve lage hue 1 mahina ho chukka tha..ab kya!!!! Scooter ko dhakka maaro!!!! So nw I dragged my scooter 2 d petrol pump…… luckily dis one ws open n I also hd brought some xtra cash wid me . So I gt d scooter refueled aswell as gt some petrol in d bottle….. n finally me n d car wer back at home by 11:00…..
No no its nt over yet……… nw I thot of writing dis post. Usually I write my posts in MS word first, fr some reasons like wat if light went out n I hd to write d post again….. actually the UPS of my PC isn’t workin either…. It wil nt b long till dis hard disk crashes aswell……. coming back to d point….. bt dis time I decided to write it straight onto my blog, as light hd till nw nvr evr gone wen I ws writing my post. N nw wat happens is ……. wat hs nvr happened , happened dis time……. d lights went out wen I ws writing my post. heck o heck!!!! I ws almost complete wid my post…. shit mannnn , “aaj ka din hi kharaab tha shayad”, I thot like dat!!! So nw wrote dis whole post again…. vella to main hoon hi …… Ohhh!! I frgt 2 mention one more thing. Dat wen d light went out, n i went to run d generator, while coming back I cut my finger in d door… it hurt!! So finally I did managed to type dis post wid a cut on my index finger.
Hopefully, things wud b better on thursday…. wid mom xpected 2 b back by 11:00…. N yes nw I must go to sleep as I hv 2 wake up early tommrow to switch on d motor(fr water) n also clean up all d mess dat I hd created in my room n d kitchen in d past couple of days…..
Till nxt time
Adios!!
UPDATE (15th june- 12:15pm)
I thot dat all d rhings which happened esterday hd ended wid d day ........ bt i ws wrong...... i ws damn wrong......
While sleeping yesterday, i put on d alarm of 6:00 am, so dat i cud fill d water in d morning... bt damn!!! raat ko fone ki battery jawaab de gayi....... wen i woke up in d morning it ws 7:45. n i ws late again!!! shit shit!!! so nw 2 gt some drinking water i went to d market n brought 3 bislery bottles..... nahaane dhone ka paani kush kismatti se abhi bhi thoda bahut tha . So, i thot may b dis ws d last of d bad sequence....... bt man i ws wrong...... read on!!!
Had some breakfast, n left home arnd 9:30 fr metro station, for goin 2 my training...... half way to d station, i realize i hd forgotten d gate pass at home only... so i rushed back home n gt it... I reached SBi arnd 1030 n kept waiting fr amitesh n lokender to come. Finally i saw amitesh's dad's car...... bt heck!! there is no amites n lokender in it........ shit shit!!!!!!! wo chhutti maar gaye aur main akela hi aaya. So, then i called amitesh..
Me- Hello!!!
Amitesh- haan bol
Me- kahan hai saale
Amitesh- ghar pe
Me- abe main to pahunch gaya SBI
Amitesh- arre aaj to nahi aana th, kal baat hui thi..
Me- kab hui thi be, mujhe na yaad.. *%$#@%&*%$#
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hi pushpreet
ReplyDeletereall intersting blog
lol lmao
ha ha
so u must hv enjoyed ..ihope u will wake up on time 2morrow !
its me @nkur
by d way did i tell u ,when i make an omlette its actually an omlette and not the bhujia ..lol
ReplyDeletei can make many things ;)if i wasnt doing engineering i would hv been a cook ...lol kidding
i will open my restaurant soon after i earn some cash ...so keep waiting
mom is back now..... phew..... dat ws tuff time :D
ReplyDeletebtw now i kno hw to make an omlette.... n yes i made a really gud one yesterday :)
Hi
ReplyDeleteU write pretty well must say :)
By the way, Ankur can't write more than this any day........m sure abt it:) U r lucky that at least he wrote this piece for u..........does not oblige me wid even this!!
Wondering who I m?? ask Anks....:)
Bye the way, u can start bloggin on indiatimes as well. That is more interactive....
http://o3.indiatimes.com/lavina
this is my blog space there .
Keep Posting.........u write well :)
cheers
Lavina
*blush*
ReplyDeletem already writing at 2 places.... yahoo 360 n blogger :p .... so wil keep it to two only.. :D
neways keep visiting.. :)
n ya wil ask "anks" bout u :)